April 1, 2024
Former President Donald J. Trump today threatened to “TAKE AWAY THE SUN” next Monday unless his demands are met.
Tag: April Fools
Supreme Surprise
April 1, 2023
ChatGPT*
In a shocking and unexpected ruling, the United States Supreme Court has overturned the long-accepted precedent of the right to a “speedy trial” due to a recently discovered spelling mistake.
MAGA Museum
April 1, 2021
The art world was stunned today when it learned of plans for a brand new MAGA Museum in a yet-to-be-built wing of Maralago in the state of Florida.
Talkin About My Generators
April 1, 2020
Why don’t you all f-fade away?
Lowering the Barr
April 1, 2019
Attorney General William ‘Bill’ Barr has reportedly qualified his initial vow to release the entire Mueller Report yet again.
The Chosen One
April 1, 2018
Following the resignation of John Dowd, President Trump’s lead lawyer for the Special Counsel investigation, the White House announced that actor Joe Pesci will assume the role.
He Knows Nothing!
April 1, 2017
Washington, D.C.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer unexpectedly resigned his post today to accept a position as a Comedy Writer on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.